Today's Craigslist WTF

"Jonee" (Jonee) 05/21/2015 at 23:06 • Filed to: CL Tomfoolery

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http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb/cto/501626…

Looks mint!

TheHondaBro > Jonee 05/21/2015 at 23:09

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Seems legit.

carcrasher88 > Jonee 05/21/2015 at 23:14

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Makes me wonder if the seller tried to list the location as Los Santos.

Also, that’s a long way from Vice City.

http://gta.wikia.com/Rancher#Varian…

Ronin > Jonee 05/21/2015 at 23:28

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For real a 96 Bronco with low miles like that is a good deal. I’m in San Diego. If I contact this guy and post the response can I be OK’d for Oppo posting? Pweeeease???

Ronin > Ronin 05/21/2015 at 23:34

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Being greyed sucks. Nobody to talk to.

Ronin > Ronin 05/21/2015 at 23:34

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Nobody to talk to me.

Ronin > Ronin 05/21/2015 at 23:35

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Can anyone hear me?

Ronin > Ronin 05/21/2015 at 23:35

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LET ME OUT

Ronin > Ronin 05/21/2015 at 23:36

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Nibbles > Ronin 05/22/2015 at 00:09

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I don’t have that power, but nobody does

Jonee > Ronin 05/22/2015 at 00:13

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Maybe try asking DasWauto. Here’s a post of theirs.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/i-lowered-a-th…

Patrick Nichols > Ronin 05/22/2015 at 00:28

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search club openings and comment there to get authorship

Ronin > Jonee 05/22/2015 at 02:01

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Thanks for the tip!

Ronin > Patrick Nichols 05/22/2015 at 02:01

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Will do. Thanks for the tip!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Jonee 05/22/2015 at 13:11

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I love Vice City.

Jobjoris > Jonee 05/28/2015 at 03:27

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I think I’ve got one of those stashed as well. Nice to see it still has plenty of power without a fuel pump. If the guy looks anything like this:

Walk away. He’s trouble.

Jonee > Jobjoris 05/28/2015 at 23:12

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Hahaha. See, I don’t know much about these modern cars, so that one was unfamiliar to me. What I was really in the market for was something vintage and sporty like this.

Jobjoris > Jonee 05/29/2015 at 01:41

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Open wheels? Nice!

If you ever spot something on CL like this:

Call me. I want one for the weekend.

Jonee > Jobjoris 05/29/2015 at 01:50

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It’s a track day car.

Will keep my eyes peeled. We can do some offroading together. Here’s me over the holiday.

Jobjoris > Jonee 05/29/2015 at 02:02

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Ah, you’ve been to the South-African ‘Drakensberg’ area? Nice!

Last time in SA I got an overview-shot of the airport of St. Johannesburg. Wicked place, look at our Boeing 777 landing to come and pick us up:

Jonee > Jobjoris 05/29/2015 at 02:14

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Let me know next time and I’ll give you a ride in my private jet. I routinely fly it to Aspen and we’re always picking folks up on the way.

Jobjoris > Jonee 05/29/2015 at 06:32

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God I really hate it when you’re running into those space invaders. Does your jet have a plasma gun? I’ll beter take mine to be sure.

Jonee > Jobjoris 05/30/2015 at 15:15

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Plasma gun and smart bombs. Plus it’s much more maneuverable than that cannon.

Jobjoris > Jonee 05/30/2015 at 16:22

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What on earth do you use that smart bombs for???

Jonee > Jobjoris 06/01/2015 at 14:50

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For anyone who makes fun of Smart cars.

Jobjoris > Jonee 06/01/2015 at 15:00

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Hahahaha!